Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up
Reblogging because I did the thing.
i think everyone did the thingOmfg I did do the thing
me and my cousin were doing the thing and we just sorta hit our heads
|—||Wise words from my mom (via aurelle)|
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
What society has come toUGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD
ive been waiting to use this picture